Need a break from all that peace on earth and goodwill toward men? Hayley and Natalya from ZacharyLeviFan.com provided this week’s Friday Five, featuring their favorite funny Chuck Bartowski moments from the past 3 1/2 seasons. Take it away, ladies!
Zachary Levi has played a phenomenal Chuck Bartowski over the past 4 seasons and hopefully he will be able to do so for years to come. He has always given exceptional performances as his character, whether it was something he said or merely just his facial expressions. Chuck has always been a combination of everything: action, romance and comedy. That makes it the best TV show ever, deserving of getting nominated and winning more awards! We have picked out some (not all) of our favorite funny scenes involving Chuck, and here they are:
- Season 1, Episode 8 “Chuck Versus the Truth”
Chuck [to Sarah, under the influence of the truth serum]: “God you’re so pretty! And Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself.”
Casey: “Thank you.”Moments later…
[Chuck, Sarah & Casey arrive at the poisoner’s apartment. Sarah knocks on the door.] Reardon Payne: “Yes. Who is it?”
Chuck: “The NSA, CIA and me, who is a little tougher to explain. But…” - Season 2, Episode 1 “Chuck Versus The First Dateâ€
(Casey saves Chuck mid-fall off a building)
Chuck: “You… You…”
Casey: “Yeah, I catch you when you fall. It’s touching. Really.”
Chuck: “No, no, I love you!”
Casey: “Keep it in your pants, Bartowski.” - Season 2, Episode 22 “Chuck Versus the Ring”
(Chuck pulls Casey into a hug)
Chuck: “See? Guys can hug.”
Casey: “Not if they don’t have their man-parts.”
Chuck: “Good point.” - Season 4, Episode 7: “Chuck Versus the First Fight”
Sarah: “You might as well have just posted about our fight on Friendster.”
Chuck: “Friendster? Honey, people stopped using Friendster five years ago.” - Season 1, Episode 2 “Chuck Versus the Helicopter”
Chuck [to Sarah]: “So here we are on our date at the Buy-More. Is this all part of the plan or a chance for me to clock in some overtime?”
Bonus: Season 2, Episode 18: “Chuck Versus the Broken Heart”
Mohammed Zamir: “Are you his doctor?”
Chuck: “Of course! Am I not wearing a doctor’s coat? Who else would I be if not for one of this man’s doctors?”
Mohammed Zamir: “Doctor, I am Harry Lime’s private physician, Dr. Mohammed Zamir.”
Chuck: “Ah, Doctor!”
Mohammed Zamir: “Doctor!”
Chuck: “Doctor!”
Mohammed Zamir: “Doctor!”
Chuck: “And Doctor!”
Mohammed Zamir: “Nurse, would you excuse us for a moment please? I’d like to consult the doctor privately please.”
Chuck: “Yes, yes, we will be discussing doctor things that only doctors understand, please go. (Alex walks towards the door) Please don’t go.”
After compiling this list, we realized that we don’t have one for season 3. We loved all the seasons and every single episode. There’s just way too many moments to choose from, which makes choosing only 5 difficult.
Let us know what yours are in the comments.
“we realized that we don’t have one for season 3” – I wonder why… 😀
Anyway, would “I am a naked spy” (from “Final Exam”) qualify?
finally someone noticed that scene everyone griped about that ep sure it had its dark moments but it wasnt without comic relief and all the issues got solved later plus I loved the “this would have been easier in underpants” line
Another one from the third season:
“Are these things sterile? (awkward pause) I take pride in my work. I want to kill him, not some secondary infection!”
(from “Fake Name”)
Charles Carmichael always comes quickly!
I’m probably not the one to be commenting on this, but that was just too dang funny! 😉
Best. Line. Ever.
Not sure how family-friendly this one is, but how about:
Sarah: You know, Chuck, I can’t fake this, not with you.
Chuck: What?! You’ve been faking it the whole time?!
from Chuck vs. the Honeymooners (3.14)
Meg, I have to say that the lines that follow *really* made me laugh.
Sarah: You know, Chuck, I can’t fake this. Not with you.
Chuck: What??!! You’ve been faking it the whole time?
Sarah: No, no, no. Not that. I spotted a Basque terrorist onboard. Juan…
Chuck: …Diego Arnaldo. I flashed on him. He has a whole list of names in his room.
Sarah: Yeah! All of his contacts from the Euskadi Ta Askatasuna.
Chuck: My God, you even make terrorist groups sound sexy!
😉
My Top Ten Fave Chuck Yuks (in no particular order) Happy Christmas to all! –
1. Chuck’s dream is about to come true, and when he reaches the spot in his wallet where his family-planning device should be he finds the note from “Your Pal Morganâ€. After Casey intrudes on the scene and they find Sarah gone, Chuck says “I told her to stay†(3×21 “Colonelâ€)
2. Chuck, Sarah and Carina break into Peyman Alahi’s house after Chuck has learnt of Sarah’s past with Bryce, and remarks to Sarah that if Bryce were here, “you’d be breaking into the bedroom.†(1×4 “Wookieâ€)
3. Chuck eavesdrops on Sarah and Heather Ratner and learns of Sarah’s “Jennie Burton†alias. He introduces himself as “Jennie’s Chuck†and worms his way into a dinner date with the Ratners so that he can learn “all about my Jennieâ€. (2×4 “Cougarsâ€)
4. Chuck as “Hans Liechtensteinâ€: “Dot iss ze vurst Cherman akzent I haf ever heard†“do ze typie-type†(2×10 “DeLoreanâ€)
5. Chuck’s nervousness at being seduced by bad girls (Carina 1×4 “Wookie†and Sylvia 2×13 “Suburbsâ€)
6. Chuck gets high with “my man Amir†in a bank vault with a leaky nitrous oxide tank (2×18 “Broken Heartâ€)
7. Chuck as the Big Lebowski on a cheeseball hunt at the Buy-More (3×1 “Pink Slipâ€)
8. Chuck as Charlie Charles (upstaged, of course, by Sarah as Mrs Charles) (3×14 “Honeymoonersâ€)
9. Chuck’s quarrel with Sarah after she moves the guns out of the couch compartment, in front of the bemused Turners. (3×15 “Role Modelsâ€)
10. Chuck tries to explain to Sofia Stepanova whose bum he has just accidentally grabbed that he is here with… and gestures toward Sarah. Only in the meantime the “flamboyant†Victor has walked into view and, thinking that they are a couple, she readily forgives Chuck. (4×2 “Suitcaseâ€)
I loved the vault scene in Broken Heart too. Chuck not only managed to be funny but he got the guy to admit where the onbe Casey and Forrest wanted to find was hiding while he was high as a kite. nd then there was him saying are you really here ar am I just super stoned?
Ans speaking of Suitcase , I that the scene in the closet was funnier, especially Sarah’s expression when he asked if she could see anything.
Here are a few that come to mind:
1) “my eyes, I’m blind” when Chuck walks in on Ellie and Devon in the shower (2×01). There’s a similar scene in 4×04: “ramming happening, any ideas…good Lord get me out of here”
2) The opening dream scene in Chuck v. 3rd dimension when he wakes up screaming: “That’s not how that dream was suppose to go.”
3) Sarah slapping Chuck in the face in Chuck v. Suburbs.
4) In Chuck v. Seduction: “How would you seduce your partner?”…”I would start with the bedroom eyes, the old Bartowski eyebrow dance…”
5) The whole southern couple scene, Mr. and Mrs. Charles, in Chuck v. the Honeymooners
Definitely have to include the scene with Chuck and Casey in the hotel room (from Season 1’s “vs. the Undercover Lover) where they’re tied together. There were several great “keepers” Chuck in that scene.
“Casey, I don’t want to die as a male stewardess!”
“How do ya like me now, sucka!”
and of course, the “girlish screaming” both while hanging over the balcony and getting tossed off it into the pool. (the Emmy award winnning stunt from S1).
Anyway, I’m on board with what everybody has posted – and I’m sure there are many more that just aren’t coming to our minds at the moment!
You all have some funny stuff but this is one that was missed:
Chuck vs the Living Dead
Chuck to Sarah after he hangs up the phone
Chuck:…..The heart is very complicated muscle……Have I told you how beautiful you look this morning? ….just aaghhh and you smell fantastic too! (toaster pops) oh maybe that was just the pop tart!
That gets me going everytime but there are too many wonderful Chuck B moments
How can I choose just 5? There are like 5000!(;
Chuck versus the other guy
the whole scene where Morgan walks in and sees depressed Chuck.
“Are you mixing gaming with whiskey?”
He takes the bottle away from Chuck.
“Morgan, hand over the bottle.”
“Never!”
(Chuck flashes.) “Yes you will.”
“Make me.”
And then you see Morgan all tied up. “I hope you’re happy.”
I’m going to have to rent “Pretty in Pink” to find the line that Chuck misquoted, though. 😉
u dont mess with a man playing drunken guitar hero
Favourite Chuck moment and possibly favourite moment in the show:
s3e04 Chuck Vs. Operation Awesome- Due to his stress at Awesome’s disappearance, the Intersect starts going into overdrive. He flies off the handle at a Lady in Thai and then (love this bit) roundhouse kicks Lester to the floor. That scene gets me every time I watch it.
what u got what u got? “whack!”
From that same episode, I love the scene where Chuck is gesturing wildly to Devon in the courtyard while Devon tries to lie to Ellie. The little birdie motion was hilarious.
Same Episode:
Captain Awesome: Chuck! You killed Julius!
Chuck: That’s preposterous! I’d never do that!
One of my favorites is in vs. the Nacho Sampler when Chuck has the laser in his mouth trying to free Casey and he says, “You aim carefully now, Bartowski. Don’t you make me a eunuch. Otherwise, I’ll teach you the meaning of “eye for an eye.”
Also in that episode:
Casey: Okay, credit charges. Mostly video games, comic books. Phone records indicate only one female call in the last year – sister.
Chuck: I feel so sorry for this guy. He seems so lonely.
Casey: Oh, whoops. That’s your old file Bartowski. Sorry about that.
or what about the part in this ep when he tries to grab the laser and casey says dont bite me!
Even though “Phase Three” had some of the most intense drama and action of the entire series, it also had some of the funniest scenes:
1. Casey asking Sarah what she’s doing in a place full of “scoundrals, assassins, warlords…the scum of the earth,” when the waitress sees him and says,”Ah,Mr. Casey, your usual?”
2. Morgan, in his magnet role, diverts the armed guards as a stoneer: “Who brought their dad to the party?”
3. After guards flee when the see the “giant blond she-male,” Casey asks, “what’s up with this she-male thing?”
4. All the scenes where Awesome trades medical consulting for tech support.
Oops, I forgot this was supposed to be about funny CB scenes only. Sorry.
You caught just about all the goodies. But I can’t leave of Chuck vs the Sizzling Shrimp, the stake-out. “The point of a stake-out is to remain inconspicuous you moron.” “Hello that’s why I used an alias!” Chasing shrimp “I’m gonna getcha… Ah! Don’t eat me!” Hall and Oates Private Eyes, and he concludes “Stake-outs are kinda fun!”
Two you guys missed:
309 – “I’m not a machine! Okay I am a machine, but I’m also a person.”
301 – The mariachi scene when Chuck is at the stage.
My favorite line from Chuck is in Chuck Vs. The Beefcake, when Sarah is in Cole’s room and she doesn’t have a dress on then Chuck comes in and says “Maybe, maybe you should put your dress on, cuz it’s uh.. little chilly in here.”
Basically most of the faces chuck makes are hysterical. 🙂
No one has yet mentioned the scene that got me hooked on the whole series. It’s the whole “Vicky Vale” scene in the pilot. Can’t quote it word for word, but you all remember. Also, same episode, the dancing scene in the disco where Sarah dances a sexy as heck dance with Chuck while unbeknownst to him, simultaneously kicking the bad guys respective asses.
i am surprised that no one brought up chucks reaction to papa b throwing the letter opener at chuck in vs the living dead
All these great Chuck moments… you guys are making me want to watch the entire series again.
In Chuck vs the Ex, when he believes he can cure Casey by kissing him:
Chuck: “Thats it…. hey hey hey…
This is gonna sound cray but …but virus is a sprayed air form… right?
In season # 2. Chuck vs the ex, the scene where hi kisses casey, its so funny
Chuck: “maybe the antivirus can be metabolized as saliva…”
Casey: “What are u talking about? …”
Chuck: “I can’t believe I’m about to do this…”
Casey: “noo nooo… I served my country with honor Bartowski … Please, let me die with dignity…”
(Chuck kisses Casey)
Jill: Chuck!!!
Chuck: Jill!!!
Jill: Chuck what are you doing?
Chuck: “Jill Jill … Hey … I thought… I thought that just maybe the antivirus could be spread by saliva…”
Jill: “Thats ridiculous… And I wondering why did u failed biochemistry?…”
Casey: “uurrrggg…”
Chuck: “From the the depths of my soul I’m sorry …”
Casey: “Aahhhhh rggg” (Casey pass down)
That whole scene was just hilarious!!!!
All those are great..
I have two others but do not remember the episode titles
1. After watching Sarah comin into the Buy More all slo-mo, she kiss him and pulls hime with her and he goes “Who’s your Momma”
2. And my favorite, when Chuck is eating breakfast with Ellie and Awesome, they ask how him and Sarah keep their relationship freah.He says they pretend they aren’t dating and he has to win her over…Again and again..and agian
that last again is really funny and delivered perfectly.
Apart from “Charles Carmichael always comes quickly,” I have to add in the entire conversation in the vault from Broken Heart: “If all ladybugs are ladies…”
I forgot his line in Chuck vs. The Undercover Lover as he’s strapped to Casey’s back. *kicks russian* “How you like me now, SUCKAAA?!”
How about Season # 3.Chuck vs The First Class: in the plain when chuck is hidden in the coffin and Steve Austin is looking for him, when he found Chuck and he starts screaming like a little girl!! Classic !!
I can’t believe no one has mentioned this scene, but for me the funniest Chuck moment to date was when Capt Awesome teaches him to tango in 1.03.
Also from S1 Undercover Lover was the refresh of the Casablanca “this is the beginning of a beuatiful friendship”, as Casey puts his arm around Chuck then throws him in the bushes – “or not”.
All great but after watching chuck vs the first class, one to note would have to be a poison riddled chuck saying “don’t kill my good friend chuck” when shaw calls the rings bluff saying to kill him.